Funny Ferret Sign | Unattended Drinks Will Be Investigated | Ferret Decor
$49.99
🍂 A funny Ferret Sign that reads "Unattended Drinks Will Be Investigated", a humorous nod to the never-ending curiosity of noodles.
This 5 x 8 inch rustic engraved oak welcome sign clearly reflects the very real "business" of ferret life.
Each detail is deeply engraved into natural oak wood for warmth and texture, from the warning text to his tiny nose in the glass. The classic border framing adds just enough structure for balance, making this a great ferret lover gift idea or interior wall decor.
It’s funny.
It’s whimsical.
It's true.
It’s for the people who have lost at least one drink to a curious ferret.
Crafted from solid oak and sealed for protected display, this piece feels right at home on an interior wall in a slightly chaotic household or dorm.
âś… Details:
• Premium oak wood, 5 x 8 inches
• 3/4” thick for a substantial feel
• Ornate ferret engraving
• Comes with secure sawtooth hanger installed- ready to hang
• Made from scratch in our home-based workshop
• Ferret not included
📦 PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING:
• Shipping included
• Fast turnaround (1-2 days)
• Protective finish applied
• Ready to hang
• Made and shipped from California
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