Crazy House Rules Personalized Sign | Custom Family Sign - Funny
$67.99
Build your own crazy house rules sign! Fill in the blanks- have fun!
Example: (customizable text is in CAPS)
This is a drama-free zone. CATS are exempt.
We do not speak of CLOWNS. Ever.
If you spilled it, blame the DOG.
PANTS are optional after 6:00 pm.
The 5-second rule is a suggestion. We use 10.
If you didn't cook it, you don't complain.
We support each other's delusions here.
You are loved here. You are also being judged a little.
Choose from a few of our warped suggestions. Have you got a better idea? Send it to us! :D
✅ Details:
• Premium oak wood, approximately 5.5 inches wide x 10.5 inches tall
• 3/4” thick for a substantial feel
• Comes with secure sawtooth hanger installed- ready to hang
• Made from scratch in our home-based workshop
• Ferret not included
📦 PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING:
• Shipping included
• Fast turnaround (1-2 days)
• Engraved Personalization
• Protective finish applied
• Ready to hang
• Made and shipped from California
🧡 EASY ORDERING:
• Feel free to email us with any questions or comments
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 2 hours of purchase
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